Fri. Oct 15th, 2021

She Ain’t Much to See, but She Looks Good Through the Bottom of a Glass
If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, I Wonder Who’s I’d Find On You
I’m Ashamed to be Here, but Not Ashamed Enough to Leave
It’s Commode Huggin’ Time In The Valley
If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put It Next to My Ex-wife’s Heart
If You Get the Feeling That I Don’t Love You, Feel Again
It’s the Bottle Against the Bible in the Battle For Daddy’s Soul
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Miss Him
Don’t Cut Any More Wood, Baby, ‘Cause I’ll Be Comin’ Home With A Load
I Loved Her Face, But I Left Her Behind For You

  • Author: Unknown
  • Discovered: Unix ‘fortune’ program

Now, I ain’t a big inta a nabbin a’ nutha’s author’ityship but dat dere was the fortune that was’a spat out when I woked up and logged into wunna dem dere Linux Termin’al sessions. LOL. I just HAD to reprint it.

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