Tue. Jun 15th, 2021

Yeah just saw it, Awesome. If you don’t 100% enjoy it your stupid. So many people dying in the mostest awesomess of ways. I mean. I want to do that. I want to kill 98 people, get barely a scratch and then do it again. For gold coins and posterity. I imagine it would take a lot of upper-body work and a lifetime of honing every muscle to immaculate cellular activated impulse power This is why people join the Army. With a lifetime playing Halo now you’re 18, then bam, Kuwait, Iraq, Jordan, Bengazi. , Fugazi, Falkland Islands. Some kind of killer post futuristic future where humans no longer have bones but carbon nanotubes. Being practically invincible, members of this cult walk around killing those among them who are not immortal till there’s just one left… or lack proper inner carbon nanotubular micro-quantum bioptic subcranial pinnacle structures or something.

Keanu Reeves killing people. Shocker. It’s all fake. Till it’s not. Then it’s fucking Columbine.

Anyways, good job Hollywood. Keep that shit coming. We want it. We need it. Keeanu. Killing. Kool…

By rjohnson

Computer Nerd

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