Have you seen the original Marble Hornets stories on YouTube? Good, there’s nothing to see here. If you didn’t believe Nick Nocturne (of Night Mind) or any of the other great horror enthusiasts on YouTube and around the web then take it from me, this one is worth missing. But because I watched it and I’m sure many others have as well, I will say, and I hope this is true, that the original Marble Hornets folks got paid for this (don’t see how they couldn’t have). My reviews are usually much longer but the brevity of this article is in direct correlation to my feelings about the movie.